Working The Fourth Shift

From The Onion:
Falling behind in these tough times? Why not work another shift?

"The extra-dimensional shift, which occurs on a time axis at right angles to that of normal reality, allows American workers to supplement their incomes, while still maintaining the morning, afternoon, and overnight shifts they need in order to stave off bankruptcy."
Read the whole article here.

This is derifter (not Les Nessman) saying so long, and may the good news be yours.