I'm Not Mac Hammond

I'm not Mac Hammond, so I won't get in trouble the way he did.

"I ENDORSE MICHELE BACHMANN"

And if you've heard of her, you know why. (At least if you've heard of me too, then you know why.) Despite all my recent talk about separating kingdom values from earthly politics, sometimes there's a candidate you just have a hard time disagreeing with. I'd vote for her twice if I could. I said, "If I could!" I live in a pretty conservative district anyway, so I almost wish I could cast my vote in a district where it would be needed more.